Movie Night

So, what I write on this blog is often times a compilation of observations and personal experiences. In this case, it is not. Here is a theory brought to you by my good friend (and Free Love's Loveghost) that I thought was screaming to be shared on this social media outlet known as my blog.

Girls are like movies.

Oh, I'm so excited for this one.

Again, girls are like movies.

1) Redbox girls: It's a Friday night and you're bored. You walk down to 7/11 and get a movie from Redbox. You watch it and you return it the next day. You know how Redbox works. A Redbox girl is just that. She's cheap, you take her home for one night only, and you return her to her rightful place the next day. No hassle, little charge, and not ever worth keeping and paying the extra money (or time) for having her any longer than 24 hours.

2) Netflix girls: You know how Netflix works. You can keep a movie as long as you'd like but you have to return it to get a new one. Netflix girls are tricky--you can't decide if they deserve to be kept for longer than a few days but you don't know if it's worth keeping them around when there are so many other alluring options out there.

3) Big screen girls: Ideally, ladies, you want to be in this category. You know when you see a preview and it's one of those movies that you HAVE to go to the theater to see? Like, you can't wait for the DVD or the Internet version--you have to have it and you'll pay as much money as necessary. Big screen girls are the same way--they require time and effort but the experience of being with them is worth it.

So, there you have it. The movie theory. I think this one is pretty timeless.

Grab the popcorn, please.

Love freely,

tY